NUMBER 1
26/07: Bila Pemburu Musang Tak Kenal Musang
Category: General
Posted by: Raja Petra
The Antics of Husin Lempoyang
Hahahaha .....Hahahaha .....
Maaf kerana ketawa dahulu sebelum bercerita.Cerita ini diberitahu oleh salah seorang hulubalang 30 yang menyertai Tan Sri Muhammad bin Muhammad Taib atau gelaran Yang Mulia Raja Petra Kamarudin (YM RPK) beri Muhammad anak Muhammad atau gelaran lebih popular Mat Tyson.Orang UMNO lah ni. Saya pun orang UMNO, tapi saya tahu meletakkan sesuatu pada tempatnya.Al Kisahnya, bergegas-gegaslah, dengan penuh semangat berkobar di dada, hulubalang-hulubalang ini pergi ke Ibu Pejabat Polis Daerah Dang Wangi (IPD Dang Wangi) demi memperjuangkan agama, bangsa dan tanahair atas kononnya komen-komen yang mencemar Islam, Duli Yang Maha Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agong dan membawa porak peranda antara kaum.Hebat .... dengan pakai kot. Segak dan korporat. Asal tak keparat cukuplah.Maka sampainya Mat Tyson ke IPD, dia pun di sambut boss situlah, mungkin OCPD. Saya ni bukan faham pun pangkat-pangkat polis. Tan Sri pun keluarkan dari brief case nya yang dibawa oleh seorang balaci sebuah repot yang sudah ditulis untuk diserahkan pada polis. Sambil tu dia brief pada polis hasratnya untuk membuat laporan supaya pihak polis buat penyiasatan atas tuduhan menghasut dan lain-lain terhadap YM RPK.Sementara Mat Tyson bercakap pada OCPD dan seorang ASP, seorang polis menaiplah dalam komputer dan kelihatan dia berherut-herut kening ... macam tidak faham laporan tu. Apa nak buat, yang repot Tan Sri. Kenalah taip saja, nanti kena pindah ke Sabah, susah lah. Dah habis dia tulis, dia pun panggil ASP dan membisik sesuatu ke telinganya.ASP tu pun diam dulu dan ikuti penerangan Ketua Penerangan UMNO ini. Perlahan-perlahan dia engsut ke OCPD tu dan berbisik. OCPD berbisik balik sesuatu kepada ASP tu. Tak lama kemudian, dia membawa draf laporan yang sudah bertaip dan dia membaca.Habis saja Mat Tyson bercakap, OCPD pun bertanya nak tahu apa yang menghasut mengenai YM RPK? Mat Tyson pun beritahu Malaysia Today, blog YM RPK. OCPD tu beritahu maksudnya apa dia yang menghasut dalam MT, artikel ke atau komen ke. Sudah tahu baru kami boleh siasat apa yang Tan Sri tuduh.Nampak muka Mat Tyson agak tersentak dan cepat dia pusing kepada balacinya untuk bertanya mana bahagian artikel yang menghasut. Balaci yang bawak beg tu cakap dia tak tahu dan tak bawak apa-apa.Menyedari Mat Tyson termalu, OCPD pun menyelamatkan keadaan dan mencadangkan di buka laman web Malaysia Today di Internet IPD. Mereka pun buka dan ada lah antara hulubalang yang datang agak tahu bukak laman web. Tapi dia seolah olah mencari. Kawan saya baru sedari bahawa mereka sendiri tak tahu mana artikelnya. Mereka baru nak cari artikel-artikel dan komen-komen yang kononnya menghasut.Kemudian datang satu budak yang mungkin cyberwarrior yang nampak tahu sikit, terus dia pergi ke satu artikel dan dia cari dalam komen-komen tu. Dia tersebut "Eh ... dah tak ada". Opps pecah lubang ... kawan saya cakap ini macam sesuatu tak kena.Maka kecohlah dan merah padam muka Mat Tyson. Dia memang tak dapat menolong. Dia tak tahu IT dan siapa tak tahu dia tak tahu baca omputih. (Ini ada cerita sedap yang saya akan cerita nanti). Hulubalang-hulubalang ni tengok sesama masing-masing. Apa nak jadi ni dah panggil orang suratkhabar dan TV? Dia orang ni pendekar yang hanya tahu lagu IT pasal Siti Nurhaliza nyanyi tapi tak tahu IT.Akhirnya datang seorang pemberita suratkhabar Cina, katanya Oriental Daily, yang tolong tengokkan dan dia yang pileh mana satu komen-komen yang kononnya hasutan. Nasib baik ada wartawan suratkhabar Cina ....Itupun dalam bergegas dia tolong UMNO buat laporan, ada lah tersilap. Puas satu dunia mencari mana artikel YM RPK bertarikh Julai 11hb yang menghina dan menghasut. Rupanya bukan Julai 11hb.Sampai ada komen yang tak menghasut pun di kata menghasut. Dalam laporan The Star, Mat Tyson meletakkan komen berikut sebagai menghasut: 'Why fight, we are Malaysians, let us live peacefully and be happy'. Hai ini lah susahnya orang tak tahu bahasa Inggeris.Cerita pasal Mat Tyson tak tahu Inggeris, ada satu peristiwa masa dia menang jawatan Timbalan Presiden UMNO dengan Team Wawasan. Adalah satu televisyen asing bertanya: “What is it that made you successful in this attempt?”Mat Tyson terus jawab: “I think UMNO delegates appreciate my prestasation.” Semua terdiam dan tergamam tak tahu apa perkataan prestation.Menyedari keadaan, Mat Taib toleh kepada pembantunya dan tanya apa tu prestasi. "Performance lah Tan Sri" …. jawab pembantunya termalu-malu.Inilah kisahnya … pemburu musang yang tak kenal musang tapi nak buru musang yang dikatakan masuk reban makan ayamnya. Entahlah apa nak jadi UMNO bawah pemimpin kaki tidor, Ketua Penerangan pun sama half past six. Agaknya, Pemburu Musang kenal tak reban dan ayam?Hahahaha .....Hahahaha .....Jangan ketawa!!!! Nanti dituduh menghasut dan mencemarkan agama, membawa porak peranda kaum, dan menghina Agong.
NUMBER 2
THE CORRIDORS OF POWER
Raja Petra Kamarudin - Yes, guilty as charged. I have stolen this line from Shakespeare. But I can’t help it. What better way to describe the eight hours I spent under interrogation at the Dang Wangi Police Station yesterday other than it was a comedy of errors? By the way, before I go on, I have received more than a thousand phone calls, SMSes and e-mails from well-wishers and supporters. I have not found the time to reply to each and everyone yet so I hope you will forgive me for my rudeness. I am certainly touched by the concern and the messages of support posted in Malaysia Today’s blogs. From the bottom of my heart, and with sincere humility, I thank you all and promise you that the fight for more freedom in Malaysia shall continue come hell or high water.I received a call from the police at 8.00am yesterday that they want to record my statement on the police report lodged by an ex-Selangor Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name. I saw the phone call coming and was not only expecting it but was hoping that they would summon me for interrogation so that I can expose this entire episode for the farce that it really is. In short, I pushed their hand with the ‘See you in hell Muhamad son of Muhamad’ article so that they would be forced to make their move on me.They wanted me in at 10 but I told them I can only make it at 11. I wanted to update the website first in case my visit to Dang Wangi ends up a two-week stay.According to the press reports, the police report made against me was with regards to an article I wrote on 11 July 2007 that they regard as insulting the Agong and Islam. By the way, in case you did not know, Malaysia does not have a king so please stop referring to the Agong as King. Agong does not translate to king. Agong means supreme and it merely means he is the Supreme Ruler of the nine rulers, a sort of ‘first amongst equals’ situation.I brought along two shopping bags of four copies of the Quran in Arabic, English and Bahasa Malaysia, the Salasilah or family tree of the Selangor Sultanate, and an ‘approved’ version of Selangor’s history written by Buyung Adil. I could of course have also included Joginder Singh Jessy’s, DJ Tate’s and Winsted’s versions as well, but I thought the Buyung Adil version, which is in Bahasa Malaysia, would be less strenuous on the more simple-minded.The police informed me that my interrogation was not about my article of 11 July 2007. In fact, on 11 July 2007, I never wrote any article. I did on 8 July though and again on 13 July, but never on 11 July. According to what the newspapers reported, I was alleged to have insulted the Agong and Islam, so the purpose of the two shopping bags of books was to debate Islam and the Agong with those who were about to interrogate me. But they did not want to talk about any of my articles. They only wanted to talk about some of the comments in the blogs posted by Malaysia Today’s readers.I told the police I refuse to talk about the comments in the blogs. I did not write these comments so I refuse to talk about what I did not write. I only want to talk about what I wrote and defend myself against charges that I have insulted the Agong and Islam. But no, the police did not want to talk about my articles. They only wanted to talk about the comments in the blogs.I told the police I still refuse to talk about the comments and if therefore they want to charge me for sedition under the Sedition Act then go ahead. I banged the table with my fist and shouted, “Charge me! Charge me now!” The police said that they do not wish to charge me yet but only to take my statement. I can refuse to reply if I wish or reply that I do not know anything. But they have no choice but to take my statement because a police report had been made against me.It boggles the mind that they MUST take my statement barely two days after the police report against me was made whereas they do not feel they MUST do anything on the hundreds upon hundreds of other police reports made the last ten years or so since 1998. Take, as one example, the police report made by four Umno delegates to the Kubang Pasu AGM last year alleging that they were each bribed RM200 to not vote for Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad. Malaysia Today published copies of these police reports. One of the Umno delegates who made the police report was subsequently beaten up in his house in front of his family. He made a second police report on the beating and even fingered those who had beaten him up because he knew them personally. Again, nothing was done. So this MUST take your statement once a police report has been made against you is as truthful as I am still a virgin.When that ex-Selangor Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name went to the Dang Wangi Police Station on Monday to lodge his police report, he did not have any details to support the allegation that Malaysia Today had insulted the Agong and Islam. He was told that the evidence to support this allegation must be attached to the police report. They then tried to get onto the internet to access Malaysia Today so that they could look for the evidence. But they did not know how to and could not find Malaysia Today.They then enlisted the help of a journalist from one of the Chinese newspapers who was there covering the event. Through the good help of this Chinese reporter, they finally found Malaysia Today and went through the comments in the blogs to find the evidence that they needed to support the police report.Malaysia Today was launched on 13 August 2004 and since then we have about 20,000 or so items with an estimated five million comments in the blogs. Looking for the evidence would be like looking for a needle in a haystack. We must note that at this point of time they had lodged a police report but lacked the evidence. They were now putting the cart before the horse. They now needed the evidence to support the police report.They finally found about a dozen or so postings amongst five million that looked strong enough to prove that Malaysia Today has insulted the Agong and Islam. One was my own posting that said if you insult any race or religion then I would have no choice but to delete your posting and ban you from further posting comments in Malaysia Today. Another was by Indianputra who was appealing to Malaysia Today’s readers not to fight and argue as some people might take advantage of the squabbling and exploit it to divide the races. What we want is a peaceful country, argued Indianputra, so if we engage in a civil manner then we will be able to unite all the races. And so on and so forth. Basically, this was the evidence they were working on to prove that Malaysia Today insulted the Agong and Islam.I asked the police whether these postings are insulting the Agong, insulting Islam, and are trying to divide the races, or whether they are actually the reverse. The face of the ASP interrogating me turned red as he tried to explain that he was just doing his job and that he was ordered to take my statement. I replied that the person who made the police report is a stupid person who can’t speak English. So what do you expect from someone like that? He can’t even understand comments that are appealing for national unity and instead interpret it as calling for racial strife.“Do you know that that orang bodoh ran away with the Sultan’s daughter and then denied it?” I asked the police. They just smiled. “Well, I am going to reveal this to the world,” I continued. “I am going to publish the letter he wrote to the Sultan where he denied he had married the Sultan’s daughter whereas he had in fact already secretly married her in Thailand. You tengoklah. I akan balun si bodoh tu habis-habis.”The police appeared amused at what I had to say although their only retort was, “Banyak maklumat kita dapat hari ini.”They then wanted to know the identity of those who post comments in Malaysia Today’s blogs. I told them I do not know who they are but I do know that amongst them are 25 Umno cyber-troopers headed by Azalina and Norza. “Azalina?” they asked.“Yes, Azalina lesbian,” I replied.“Oh, Azalina Othman.” Apparently they know who I meant by Azalina lesbian.“I did not say Azalina Othman. I said Azalina lesbian. You are supposed to record everything I say the way I say it. That is what a cautioned statement under Section 112 is all about. Saya kata Azalina lesbian. Bukan Azalina Othman. You record what I say and I will sign the statement.”The second police officer stopped typing and scratched his head with a sheepish grin on his face. “Okaylah, I don’t want you to get into any trouble. Drop the lesbian and change it to Othman.” The second officer continued typing while chuckling. He was certainly enjoying himself.I pointed out a few IDs that belonged to the Umno cyber-troopers and the second officer recorded them down. “How do you know they are Umno cyber-troopers?” the first officer asked me.“Because I have received information from inside Umno,” I replied.“You have people planted in Umno?”“Of course I do, and I bribe them to feed me information. I just slam RM1,000 onto the table and ask them to tell me everything and they sing like a canary. It is not that hard to buy information.”The four police officers in the room smiled and shook their heads in disbelief. “Can we record this in your statement?”“Of course you can. The reason I am telling you this is so that you can record it in my statement. I want it on record that Umno is attacking Malaysia Today with 25 cyber-troopers and they are the ones who are posting racial statements. Sometimes they even masquerade as Chinese and whack the Malays and Islam. Then other cyber-troopers would respond and whack the Chinese. The Umno cyber-troopers are the ones behind this racial and religious bashing in Malaysia Today. Then they make a police report alleging that Malaysia Today insults Islam and stirs racial sentiments.”All this exchange was of course recorded as anything you say under Section 112 interrogation is recorded and you are made to sign the statement at the end of the interrogation. And you go to jail if you make a false statement.At the end of the eight-hour interrogation, I asked them whether we are finished and they said yes. “Okay, now I want to make my additional statement,” I informed the police.“Of course, we will ask you before we end whether you want to add anything more to your statement. That is the procedure.”“Okay, now I will make that statement. Malaysia Today’s domain name is registered in the UK,” I told the police. When you click on the domain name malaysia-today.net you are sent to the server of the registered IP address in that domain name. Our server is in Singapore. But what you see is only the front page. Then you choose which item on the front page you want to read and you are sent to the blog. The blog sits in the US. When you post a comment it goes straight to the blog. For all intents and purposes, Malaysia Today is a foreign website and not a Malaysian website. We therefore do not come under Malaysian laws.”“Let me put it another way,” I told the police. “Sodomy is a crime in Malaysia and you can get sent to jail for nine years for the crime of sodomy even if you are a Deputy Prime Minister. In England, men can marry men and you will even receive a congratulatory message from the British Prime Minister. So, sodomy is not a crime in the UK and you do not go to jail.”“In short,” I summed up. “Your Sedition Act is valid only in Malaysia and not outside Malaysia. So you cannot impose Malaysia’s Sedition Act on Malaysia Today which resides outside Malaysia. I can actually tell you to go to hell and that I will not waste eight hours answering all your questions. But I do not want you to think I am sombong so I was prepared to spend eight hours with you answering all your questions as I know you have a job to do and it is not your fault.”I knew this officer was under tremendous pressure because every half an hour he would receive a phone call from his OCPD as well as the IGP asking about the progress of the interrogation. The top bosses were monitoring the whole situation and my interrogation was not a routine one at all. One senior Chinese officer who sat there the entire duration without opening his mouth revealed his true role when the only time he spoke was to utter the statement that I am trying to topple the IGP. That was what the police really wanted. It was payback time for the revelations of the links between the IGP and the Chinese organised crime syndicate.Umno, however, had other motives. It was not about Malaysia Today insulting the Agong or Islam. They did not even have any evidence of this until that Chinese reporter helped them get onto the internet and access Malaysia Today’s website. What they were perturbed about is my article in my column No Holds Barred on 8 July 2007 about the powers of the Agong.If you read Article 150 of the Federal Constitution of Malaysia -- which I have reproduced below -- you can see that the Agong has the power to remove the Prime Minister if the Agong perceives the Prime Minister as totally incompetent and a danger to the economic life and well-being of Malaysians. Of course, this has never been done before except in 1969 to address the problem of the May 13 race riots. But this does mean it cannot be done, just that it has never been done or done only once in 1969.Note the key points in Article 150 such as: 1) If the Yang di-Pertuan Agong is satisfied2) That a grave emergency exists3) Whereby the security, or the economic life, or public order in the Federation or any part thereof is threatened4) He may issue a Proclamation of Emergency making therein a declaration to that effect.5) A Proclamation of Emergency may be issued before the actual occurrence of the event which threatens the security, or the economic life, or public order in the Federation6) Except when both Houses of Parliament are sitting concurrently7) The Yang di-Pertuan Agong is satisfied that certain circumstances exist which render it necessary for him to take immediate action8) He may promulgate such ordinances as circumstances appear to him to require.9) The Houses of Parliament shall be regarded as sitting only if the members of each House are respectively assembled togetherNow, Article 150 is very clear in that the Agong can interpret the situation as he sees it and take action that he thinks is befitting the situation. Basically, it is his opinion and only his opinion that rules and he can act based on his opinion.When this article was first published on 8 July 2007, it sent shockwaves right through the fourth floor and right up to the fifth floor of the Prime Minister’s office in Putrajaya. They suddenly realised that if the Agong perceives the Prime Minister as incompetent and a danger to this country, then the Agong can remove the Prime Minister and appoint anyone he so wishes to replace the Prime Minister. It need not be the Deputy Prime Minister or any of the Umno leaders. In theory, it can even be the Agong’s gardener if the Agong thinks he is better than the Prime Minister and the best man to lead this country.And that was when Abdullah Ahmad Badawi decided to quietly sneak out of the country with his entire family. They suspected that this article of 8 July 2007 was not a coincidence but was instead a hint that the Agong may act within his powers under the Federal Constitution of Malaysia to sack the Prime Minister and replace him with someone better. The Prime Minister then summoned the IGP and the Director of the Special Branch to Australia to obtain feedback as to whether he is in danger of being ousted.Earlier, Abdullah had announced the extension of the IGP’s tenure on contract basis beyond 13 September 2007 when he is supposed to retire. Abdullah received a major blow yesterday during the Rulers’ Conference when the Rulers expressed displeasure at Abdullah's announcement of this extension without first informing them about it. This was the Rulers’ very strong message to Abdullah that they are not happy with the way he is running this country.Abdullah is worried that Malaysia Today might be playing a role of ‘instigating’ the Rulers to sack him. They then sat down and came out with a plan to turn the Rulers against Malaysia Today by accusing Malaysia Today of insulting the Agong and Islam. They hope that by doing this the Rulers would get angry with Malaysia Today and be very grateful to Abdullah for putting Raja Petra in jail and in that same process protect and defend the image and dignity of the Rulers. In short, Abdullah wants the Rulers to think that Malaysia Today is their enemy while the Prime Minister is their friend. So, no need to sack Abdullah. Instead, put Raja Petra in jail. And with that Abdullah and his family can continue to live happily ever after as the First Family of Malaysia.Abdullah is due back on 27 July 2007. According to his office, he may delay his return until the first week of August. Abdullah was hoping that by the time he returns on 27 July 2007, Raja Petra would be safely tucked away behind the high walls of the Sungai Buloh Prison and he can then request an audience with the Agong to inform the Agong how he defended the image and dignity of the Agong by punishing Raja Petra for the crime of insulting the Agong and Islam.But they sent a fool to undertake the job of assassinating Raja Petra. This ex-Selangor Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name botched the mission. Abdullah now has to rethink his strategy as well as the date of his return home. Would he still be walking in the corridors of power or would he have to stay in Australia and apply for PR status? Yes, we live in interesting times. A certain Datuk from Abdullah’s camp phoned me last night and I told this Datuk to inform his boss that Raja Petra is bent on destroying Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and ensure that all that remains of him is a pile of dust. An Uncle to the Agong phoned me two days ago and said “Bodoh betul Mat Taib!”Round One: Raja Petra. But will I also win Round Two? I don’t know yet. We will have to wait and see. Time will of course tell. But what I do know, it is a fight to the death and I really do not care whether that will be me.Article 150 of the Federal Constitution of Malaysia(1) If the Yang di-Pertuan Agong is satisfied that a grave emergency exists whereby the security, or the economic life, or public order in the Federation or any part thereof is threatened, he may issue a Proclamation of Emergency making therein a declaration to that effect. (2) A Proclamation of Emergency under Clause (1) may be issued before the actual occurrence of the event which threatens the security, or the economic life, or public order in the Federation or any part thereof if the Yang di-Pertuan Agong is satisfied that there is imminent danger of the occurrence of such event. (2A) The power conferred on the Yang di-Pertuan Agong by this Article shall include the power to issue different Proclamations on different grounds or in different circumstances, whether or not there is a Proclamation or Proclamations already issued by the Yang di-Pertuan Agong under Clause (1) and such Proclamation or Proclamations are in operation. (2B) If at any time while a Proclamation of Emergency is in operation, except when both Houses of Parliament are sitting concurrently, the Yang di-Pertuan Agong is satisfied that certain circumstances exist which render it necessary for him to take immediate action, he may promulgate such ordinances as circumstances appear to him to require. (2C) An ordinance promulgated under Clause (2B) shall have the same force and effect as an Act of Parliament, and shall continue in full force and effect as if it is an Act of Parliament until it is revoked or annulled under Clause (3) or until it lapses under Clause (7); and the power of the Yang di-Pertuan Agong to promulgate ordinances under Clause (2B) may be exercised in relation to any matter with respect to which Parliament has power to make laws regardless of the legislative or other procedures required to be followed, or the proportion of the total votes required to be had, in either House of Parliament. (3) A Proclamation of Emergency and any ordinance promulgated under Clause (2B) shall be laid before both Houses of Parliament and, if not sooner revoked, shall cease to have effect if resolutions are passed by both Houses annulling such Proclamation or ordinance, but without prejudice to anything previously done by virtue thereof or to the power of the Yang di-Pertuan Agong to issue a new Proclamation under Clause (1) or promulgate any ordinance under Clause (2B). (4) While a Proclamation of Emergency is in force the executive authority of the Federation shall, notwithstanding anything in this Constitution, extent to any matter within the legislative authority of a State and to the giving of directions to the Government of a State or to any officer or authority thereof. (5) Subject to Clause (6A), while a Proclamation of Emergency is in force, Parliament may, not-withstanding anything in this Constitution make laws with respect to any matter, if it appears to Parliament that the law is required by reason of the emergency; and Article 79 shall not apply to a Bill for such a law or an amendment to such a Bill, nor shall any provision of this Constitution or of any written law which requires any consent or concurrence to the passing of a law or any consultation with respect thereto, or which restricts the coming into force of a law after it is passed or the presentation of a Bill to the Yang di-Pertuan Agong for his assent. (6) Subject to Clause (6A), no provision of any ordinance promulgated under this Article, and no provision of any Act of Parliament which is passed while a Proclamation of Emergency is in force and which declares that the law appears to Parliament to be required by reason of the emergency, shall be invalid on the ground of inconsistency with any provision of this Constitution. (6A) Clause (5) shall not extend the powers of Parliament with respect to any matter of Islamic law or the custom of the Malays, or with respect to any matter of native law or custom in the State of Sabah or Sarawak; nor shall Clause (6) validate any provision inconsistent with the provisions of this Constitution relating to any such matter or relating to religion, citizenship, or language. (7) At the expiration of a period of six months beginning with the date on which a Proclamation of Emergency ceases to be in force, any ordinance promulgated in pursuance of the Proclamation and, to the extent that it could not have been validly made but for this Article any law made while the Proclamation was in force, shall cease to have effect, except as to things done or omitted to be done before the expiration of that period. (8) Notwithstanding anything in this Constitution:(a) the satisfaction of the Yang di-Pertuan Agong mentioned in Clause (1) and Clause (2B) shall be final and conclusive and shall not be challenged or called in question in any court on any ground; and (b) no court shall have jurisdiction to entertain or determine any application, question or proceeding, in whatever form, on any ground, regarding the validity of- (i) a Proclamation under Clauses (1) or of a declaration made in such Proclamation to the effect stated in Clause (1); (ii) the continued operation of such Proclamation; (iii) any ordinance promulgated under Clause (2B); or (iv) the continuation in force of any such ordinance. (9) For the purpose of this Article the Houses of Parliament shall be regarded as sitting only if the members of each House are respectively assembled together and carrying out the business of the House.
NUMBER 3
27/07: Surat terbuka kepada Tan Sri Muhamad Muhd Taib
ssalamualaikum Tan Sri, Pertamanya, izinkan saya mengucapkan jutaan syabas dan tahniah kepada Tan Sri. Setelah lebih tiga tahun dilantik sebagai Ketua Penerangan UMNO, baru minggu inilah tampaknya taring Ketua Penerangan UMNO Malaysia.Tindakan membuat laporan polis ke atas laman web Malaysia-Today dan pengendalinya Raja Petra Kamaruddin atas tuduhan menghina Yang Di Pertuan Agong dan agama Islam wajar ditahniahkan. Perkara ini amat signifikan kerana selama hari ini, banyak isu-isu sensitif yang dibincangkan secara terbuka oleh individu terkemuka tidak diambil sebarang tindakan oleh penerangan UMNO. Ini kita akan bincangkan kemudian. Tan Sri, Izinkan saya mengulas terlebih dahulu laporan polis ke atas Malaysia-today dan Raja Petra yang dibuat oleh Penerangan UMNO. Saya mengharapkan laporan polis yang dibuat oleh sebuah parti besar, yang saya ahlinya, tentulah mencerminkan sikap profesional dan bertanggungjawab. Dilaporkan oleh media bahawa UMNO membuat laporan polis kerana terdapat komen-komen yang dikatakan menghina YDP Agong dan Islam dalam laman web Raja Petra. Sekiranya Tan Sri dan mereka yang berada di Penerangan UMNO mahir dengan selok belok siber tentu faham bahawa komen yang dilakukan oleh pelayar atau pengunjung web adalah tanggungjawab pemberi komen. Amatlah sukar untuk pengendali blog dan web menyaring hampir ke semua komen. Komen juga tidak pernah dianggap mewakili pandagan pemilik laman web. Namun tentulah Tan Sri boleh berhujah bahawa adalah tanggungjawab penerbit laman untuk bertindak atau tutup sahaja laman tersebut jika tidak mampu mengawalnya. Baiklah. Kita katakan Raja Petra harus bertanggungjawab, demikian juga pemilik laman ini (mykmu.net).Cuma jika Tan Sri berharap laporan tersebut akan menamatkan riwayat Raja Petra di alam siber hampir mustahil boleh berlaku. Apa yang Raja Petra perlu buat hanyalah memberi nombor-nombor Internet Protocol (IP) pemberi komen tersebut. Dan sudah banyak kes, pendakwaan hanya dilakukan ke atas mereka yang memberi komen bukannya pengendali laman.Saya khuatir jika ini dilakukan, tidak mustahil terdapat ahli UMNO sendiri akan terperangkap. Bolehkah Tan Sri pastikan tiada sesiapa di kalangan pasukan siber yang UMNO bentuk ada menjalankan provokasi sedemikian? Malangnya, jika orang lain telah maju, pasukan siber UMNO belum lagi mampu menggunakan spoof atau menipu IP mereka. Seterusnya Tan Sri, laporan ini, jika diperhalusi, lebih menguntungkan Raja Petra dan merugikan UMNO. Khalayak akan tertanya-tanya, mengapa sedemikian banyak tuduhan rasuah, salah guna kuasa dan campur tangan keluarga dalam pentadbiran negara tiada satu pun UMNO buat laporan. Sebaliknya sedemikian susah Tan Sri menerokai komen-komen pada setiap artikel yang tersiar hanya untuk membolehkan satu laporan polis dibuat.Secara logik akalnya, tentulah artikel-artikel yang disiarkan oleh Raja Petra yang berunsur fitnah, khabar angin dan memburukkan pemimpin tertentu lebih wajar diambil tindakan berbanding komen-komen sampah di bahagian bawahnya.Bila ini berlaku akan terdapat persepsi bahawa "tuduhan dan tulisan Raja Petra serta artikel yang tersiar dalam laman webnya memang benar dan sebab itu UMNO terpaksa mencari perkara-perkara kecil seperti komen pengunjung."Memang benar saya akui bahawa persepsi ini belum tentu benar tapi impaknya besar. Jika dahulu apa yang Raja Petra tulis belum tentu orang percaya, belum tentu diterima ramai kerana khalayak menganggap ini hanyalah sebahagian perang politik semata. Khalayak menganggap UMNO tidak berminat untuk berperang melalui undang-undang seperti mana Tun Dr. Mahathir tidak pernah menyaman sesiapa pun yang memfitnah atau memburukkannya. Namun apabila terdapat ruang undang-undang sudah digunakan oleh UMNO maka akan timbul persepsi bahawa apa yang terdapat dalam Malaysia-Today tetapi tidak dilaporkan kepada polis itu benar. Proses penaakulan minda khalayak akan membawa pertanyaan mengapa UMNO tidak membuat laporan Polis atau menyaman Raja Petra berikutan artikel-artikel beliau dalam The Corridors of Power?Justeru saya tertanya-tanya. Apakah laporan polis tersebut dibuat untuk membantu UMNO dan kepimpinan negara atau sekadar menonjolkan kembali nama Tan Sri sebagai calon pilihan raya?Tan Sri, Laporan polis yang dibuat atas nama menghina YDP Agong dan Islam juga menimbulkan kembali tanda tanya kepada saya selaku ahli UMNO. Mengapa UMNO perlu membuat laporan polis ke atas laman web seperti Malaysia Today yang tidak besar impaknya kepada masyarakat Malaysia berbanding apa yang dilakukan oleh Kumpulan The New Straits Times suatu masa dahulu yang jelas menghina Islam. Sekiranya lupa Tan Sri boleh membaca kembali laporan Mykmu di sini.Saya dan ramai ahli UMNO juga pasti tertanya-tanya jika Tan Sri menyeru kepada pemimpin UMNO supaya berani mempertahankan hak orang Melayu dan UMNO seperti dilaporkan Utusan hari ini, mengapa Tan Sri tidak bersuara walau sepatah haram pun bila Datuk Kalimullah Hassan (Ketua Pengarang NSTP ketika itu) menulis butiran perbincangan mesyuarat Penerangan UMNO Malaysia yang berada di bawah batang hidung Tan Sri?Tan Sri,Sebagai ahli UMNO tentulah saya tidak bersimpati dengan Raja Petra secara total. Namun saya fikir jika mahu menjatuhkan Raja Petra perlulah bertindak sebagai lelaki budiman (gentleman). Saman dan laporkanlah artikel-artikel beliau, bukannya menggunakan komen-komen yang entah dari mana dan tiada impak pun kepada khalayak.Tan Sri, Sebagai ahli UMNO juga saya merasa simpati kepada parti saya yang menjadi mangsa kerja-kerja tidak profesional pemimpin di PWTC.Apabila mahu membuat laporan Polis tidak membawa bukti sebarang bukti menyokong laporan. Media massa dan yang dituduh pun keliru apa yang dilaporkan. Adakah Tansri mendapat nasihat peguam UMNO terlebih dahulu atau membuat laporan semberono sahaja?Apabila mahu membantu UMNO di dalam Siber maka disiytiharkan seantero dunia penubuhannya, lalu jadilah semua pejuang siber UMNO "mati Katak" dicop pejuang berbayar.Apabila mahu mengadakan pertemuan dengan bloggers UMNO dibatalkan kerana terdapat nama Datuk Ruhanie Ahmad dan Datuk Kadir Jasin. Apa salah UMNO berbaik dengan semua blogger yang bersimpati dengan UMNO biar pun tidak sependapat dalam polisi negara? Rugikah UMNO mempunyai ramai sahabat dan kawan?Sebagai ahli politik kita jangan marah-marah. Tidak salah mendengar pandangan yang di bawah dengan senyuman manis biar pun pahit. Tidak semestinya semua pendapat yang kita anggap buruk perlu diherdik. Sekian sahaja catatan ini Tan Sri. Bukan niat memalukan tapi sekadar menyatakan untuk kebaikan bersama. Apa yang saya tulis mungkin baik bagi saya tapi tidak bagi UMNO. Terserahlah kepada Tan Sri untuk menilainya.Sekiranya terkasar bahasa tersalah bicara mohon dimaafkan.
NUMBER 4
NO HOLDS BARRED
Raja Petra KamarudinIt seems there is a certain ex-Menteri Besar who made a police report against Malaysia Today and me. This ex-Menteri Besar who has two Muhamads is his name does not have even half the qualities of Prophet Muhamad S.A.W. let alone twice the qualities although he carries two Muhamads in his name.This is the Muhamad who started life as a schoolteacher but does not speak a word of English. When caught carrying millions of dirty money into Australia, he pleaded ignorance of the English language and was acquitted by the Australian court the crime of smuggling money. What many people failed to realise is that when he resigned as a schoolteacher to contest the general election, the government made a claim of RM80,000 against him because he was on contract and was bound by this contract to serve the government to pay off what he owed.You see, Malaysia has this unique system of giving underprivileged Malays government loans to further their studies. They must, however, serve the government for a certain period of time once they graduate and if they refuse to do so or resign before the expiry of their contract then they have to pay back the government the amount of their loan. This ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name therefore owed the government RM80,000 and if he did not pay back the amount then he would be denying other Malays the benefit of this money and therefore would in that same process be denying other Malays the benefit of a tertiary education.This ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name then appealed to the then Minister of Education, Anwar Ibrahim, for exemption from paying back the government the RM80,000 that he owed and Anwar, being the smart politician that he was (or maybe still is, I am not sure of that), waived the rule so that this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name need not pay back the nation the RM80,000 that he owed and which could have gone to other less-fortunate Malays who needed government assistance to further their studies.What boggles the mind is how this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name could suddenly have millions in his pocket and which he was arrested for as he entered Australia when just barely a few years before that he could not even pay back the government the RM80,000 that he owed and needed Anwar Ibrahim to exempt him from the rule of paying back the money.This ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name has made a police report against Malaysia Today and me saying that I insulted the Agong and Islam and that I raised racial sentiments which could probably result in racial conflicts in Malaysia. He was of course acting on behalf of Umno and represented Umno as its Information Chief.It is mind-boggling that this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name would accuse me of insulting the Agong who is also the Sultan of Terengganu when the Agong is my buddy. When the Agong, who is also the Sultan of Terengganu, was merely the Raja Muda of Terengganu, I used to ride horses with him along the beach in Kuala Terengganu. I also made trips to London to meet the Agong who is also the Sultan of Terengganu when he was still just the Raja Muda of Terengganu and a student in London.The then Raja Muda of Terengganu who is now the Agong and I would drive around London in his Ferrari and together with my sisters and wife would visit the famous London night-spots such as Longfellows where all the action is. When he was back in Kuala Lumpur I would take him to the then famous Tin Mine where we would just sit and talk as he was not a disco-dancer but preferred to just enjoy the music and talk.Would I insult my long-time friend who is now the Agong when I sembah and kiss his hand and he would withdraw it and refuse to allow me to kiss his hand as he considered me a buddy rather than a subject? This, the ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name did not realise when he made that police report against Malaysia Today and me.I will offer to make an audience (mengadap) with the Agong who was my buddy since the days he was merely the Raja Muda of Terengganu and if His Royal Highness is of the opinion that I have insulted him then I will subject myself to any form of punishment befitting a subject who has insulted his Agong. Such a punishment befitting the crime of insulting the Agong can include the death sentence and I will walk to the gallows to have my head separated from my body with the dignity of a true subject of the Agong. An Anak Raja Bugis is loyal to his Agong and a true Anak Raja Bugis looks death in the face with the dignity expected of an Anak Raja Bugis. I am not a descendant of Upu Tenribong Daeng Rilaka in vain and I shall not smear the name of my ancestors by avoiding the punishment of insulting his Agong. The Agong is one of the Raja-Raja Melayu and I am more than just an Anak Raja Melayu; I am an Anak Raja Bugis.This ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name accuses me of insulting the Agong when he himself insulted the late Agong who was the Sultan of Selangor and my uncle. This ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name eloped with the Sultan’s daughter who is also my cousin and secretly married her in Thailand.When the late Agong and Sultan of Selangor, my uncle, asked this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name whether he (the ex-Menteri Besar with the two Muhamads in his name) had married his (the late Agong and Sultan of Selangor) daughter, this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name denied it. Marrying secretly in Thailand is a crime and one can be punished for it. Furthermore, marrying a woman without the consent of her father goes against Islam and Malay culture and, being a Menteri Besar, this is even more of a no-no. After all, a Menteri Besar is not a man-on-the-street but the head of government of a state. But this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name denied he had married the Sultan’s daughter secretly in Thailand and swore in the name of Allah that the allegation is a lie.Eventually, this ex-Menteri Besar with the two Muhamads in his name divorced the Sultan of Selangor’s daughter, my cousin, and paid her RM12 million as a divorce settlement. This upset the late Agong and Sultan of Selangor, my uncle, who made a photocopy of the RM12 million cheque. The late Agong and Sultan of Selangor, my uncle, was not upset that his Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name had divorced his daughter, my cousin. He did not mind this. The late Agong and Sultan of Selangor was upset that his Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name had paid his daughter RM12 million as a divorce settlement. The late Agong and Sultan of Selangor then made a photocopy of the cheque and showed it to the Prime Minister, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, and demanded to know how a mere Menteri Besar could afford to pay RM12 million as a divorce settlement to his daughter, my cousin. This proves that Selangor has a corrupt Menteri Besar, said the late Agong and Sultan of Selangor, my uncle.And this is the ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name who made a police report against Malaysia Today and me. This ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name is corrupt, a liar who married the late Agong’s and Sultan of Selangor’s daughter and denied it, and who insulted the Malays and Islam by secretly marrying someone’s daughter in another country without the permission of her father.But this man is not a mere man-on-the-street. This man was then a Menteri Besar. And this man had two Muhamads in his name. And the woman is not a mere woman-on-the-street. This woman is the daughter of the late Agong and Sultan of Selangor. So this crime of the ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name is ten times worse. And any other man would have been arrested and convicted of the crime of marrying a woman secretly in Thailand. But this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name was not arrested and put on trial. He was also not arrested and put on trial when he paid RM12 million as a divorce settlement and could not explain where he got the money from and how he could afford to pay such an amount on his meagre Menteri Besar’s salary.I understand that this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name can’t speak English. This is what the Australian court said and this is why the court acquitted him of the crime of smuggling dirty money into Australia. This means he also can’t read English. How this ex-Menteri Besar with two Muhamads in his name managed to figure out that I insulted the Agong in my article is beyond me when I write in English and not in Malay. Umno should have chosen another man who can speak English to make that police report against Malaysia Today and me.Many people from the media phoned me today to ask me my comments on the police report against Malaysia Today and me. Well, this is my response to that police report against Malaysia Today and me. I would just like to say: go to hell Muhamad the son of Muhamad. You are a disgrace to the Muhamad name. And let me tell you Muhamad the son of Muhamad: you should thank your lucky stars that this is 2007 and not 1907. If this was 1907 instead of 2007 I would challenge you to a duel. It would be a man-to-man, one-to-one duel. It would be a duel to the death with kerises.But no, I don’t think you would accept my challenge to a duel with kerises. You may have two Muhamads in your name but you have no class. You eloped with the late Agong’s and Sultan of Selangor’s daughter and secretly married her in Thailand. Then you denied it when the late Agong and Sultan of Selangor asked you about it. Only someone with no balls would do this. A man with balls would not deny it. So there is no way you would accept my challenge to a duel with kerises.I know that when the late Agong and Sultan of Selangor, my uncle, found out that you had in fact married his daughter, my cousin, and that you had lied about it, you arranged for Umno Youth to organise an anti-Sultan demonstration. The late Agong and Sultan of Selangor was very hurt and he cancelled his birthday celebration that year. So that year no datukships were awarded and you had to return the money to all those who had paid you for their datukships.This act of yours, Muhamad the son of Muhamad, is treasonous. If this was 1907 instead of 2007 you would have been put to death. And you accuse me of insulting the Agong? You committed treason. You can send me to jail if you wish. You would have been put to death if this was 1907 instead of 2007.But I know why you made that police report against Malaysia Today and me, Muhamad the son of Muhamad. You want to make a political comeback. You want to contest a parliament seat in the next general election. And you want to be made a federal minister when you win that parliament seat. You hope that the present Deputy Prime Minister, Najib Tun Razak, will fall and that you can take his job. That is why you made that police report against Malaysia Today and me, Muhamad the son of Muhamad.Muhamad the son of Muhamad, see you in hell. And if I go there first I will wait at the gates of hell to greet you on your arrival, Muhamad the son of Muhamad. Ini Anak Raja Bugis bercakap yang mati dengan keris di dalam tangan.P.S. Malaysia Today has been very sluggish today because there is a 97% load on the server. I have arranged to upgrade the server to double the present capacity so hopefully you will no longer face access problems.
